The Captains 5.5" (100% Cotton) "size-nutter"

The Captains 5.5" (100% Cotton) "size-nutter"The short of authority on the high seas. These Chubbies are sky blue. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. If you have any more sizing questions, feel free to view the shorts size guide here. They fit like the Casual Shorts mentioned in the size guide. Materials: Made out of 100% cotton, they feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops on the narrower side. Wash Worn in wash so they feel

magically created entirely from inanimate matter - these are the shorts of your dreams

Hands up palms to the sky

if you’re between sizes we recommend sizing up

(don't) think twice

Secret inside pocket for your credit card

THAT'S MY SECRET

JUST HOLD YER HORSES OKAY BUD - take a little time to soak things in (especially if you're near a pool) with these smooth trunks

now for the lovely ladies of Chubster Nation

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This brushed-cotton shirt is super friggin' soft

Who needs reindeer when you can have flamingoes wearing hats

Stretchy fabric

also you need this shirt